Celebrity Matchmaking

What gender celebrity do you want to date?

Female

Male

Either

What age range is your ideal lover?

20-30

30-45

45-65

65+

What occupations intrigue you the most?

Musician

Actor

Athlete

Philanthropist

Criminal

How do you like your eggs?

Fried

Fertilized

Poached

Scrambled

Applesauce

Choose one:

Spaceship

Tiki Bar

Cow

Hamm Radio

Crayons

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YOU GET AN OPRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Hey girl, you get to be in a mutually respectful relationship with Ryan Gosling

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Uh oh...it is Nic Cage...

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Gwyneth will make you a kale salad any day

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A hunky golden receiver

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